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The Official Canadian Citizenship Test for Canadian Citzenship
1) Do you want to be a Canadian?
2) Really?
3) Which is more fun?eh) Watching hockey
b) Having Sex
4) Alex Trebek is ________
eh) Canadian
b) Creepy
c) Canadian and Creepy
5) Which country do you most wish you were really a citizen of?
eh) U.S.A.
b) All of the above
6) Moose are __________
eh) A National Treasure
b) Good eats
c) Proctoring this test
7) The colors of the Canadian Flag are:
eh) Red and White
b) Maple Syrup and Mountie
c) Cold
8) Canada’s Biggest Export is:
eh) Petroleum
b) Teeth
c) Mustachioed Game Show Hosts
9) Boxing Day is:
eh) A Holiday celebrated the day after Christmas
b) A day devoted to punching people? The sounds awesome!
10) If you answered “yes” to questions 1 and 2, there is still time to back out. Just get up and walk away and no will be the wiser.
The Official Canadian Citizenship Test for Canadian Citzenship
1) Do you want to be a Canadian?
2) Really?
3) Which is more fun?eh) Watching hockey
b) Having Sex
4) Alex Trebek is ________
eh) Canadian
b) Creepy
c) Canadian and Creepy
5) Which country do you most wish you were really a citizen of?
eh) U.S.A.
b) All of the above
6) Moose are __________
eh) A National Treasure
b) Good eats
c) Proctoring this test
7) The colors of the Canadian Flag are:
eh) Red and White
b) Maple Syrup and Mountie
c) Cold
8) Canada’s Biggest Export is:
eh) Petroleum
b) Teeth
c) Mustachioed Game Show Hosts
9) Boxing Day is:
eh) A Holiday celebrated the day after Christmas
b) A day devoted to punching people? The sounds awesome!
10) If you answered “yes” to questions 1 and 2, there is still time to back out. Just get up and walk away and no will be the wiser.
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